Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Guido Costume



MTV really captured lightning in a bottle when they created Jersey Shore. This really should not surprise anyone since they are responsible for the whole reality TV explosion (The Real World). Once seen as a nice departure from good old fashion TV sitcoms, reality television ushered in a new kind of superstar.

Jersey Shore is certainly no exception. These tough, muscular guidos love themselves as much as they love just about anything else in the world and are not embarrassed to say so. Want to know how good they look? Just ask them and they will tell you. These guys simply act like most guys would if they could pull it off. And why not? The women simply love them!

Jersey Shore follows eight housemates as they pass their summers on the shores of New Jersey. Calling themselves guidos and guidettes, the cast sparked a firestorm of controversy for their rather loose portrayals of Italian-Americans. Perhaps the most popular ‘characters’ are Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino and Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi (America’s favorite guidette).

As Halloween approaches many people will try creating their own guido costumes from home! Why waste your time and effort creating a cheap knockoff outfit when you can buy a high quality guido costume right here at ridiculously low prices?

Here are a few of our personal favorites for this season.

The Situation Costume (item #70896)

You do not have to have his abs to become The Situation this year! This officially licensed Jersey Shore costume will have all the sexy guidettes checking you out and admiring your ‘assets’.

This cool guido costume comes complete with a perfectly molded flesh colored abs that will have your friends wondering how they can get your abs of steel. Mike’s trademark tank top with the word ‘Situation’ is also included in this ultra-cool Jersey Shore costume.

Of course to really look the part you need a tan! Don’t bother trying to get one in October when it is so easy to have a fabulous guido tan in about five minutes by applying the newly released cake foundation (item #69574). This one ounce formula is professionally developed to be effectively used as a complete body makeup. Creating a chestnut tan is now as simple as applying this intensely pigmented product with a moist sponge.

Grab a long gold chain or a black cross necklace, and tight pair of faded jeans, and your old Chucks and you will be ready to pump your fist, act like a wild man, and show the ladies the real situation!

Pauly Jersey Shore Clothing (item #70897)

Drop some mad beats in this awesome DJ costume.

The women simply love them some Pauly! This is certainly understandable as women love to dance and Pauly helps them get their bodies moving in all the right ways!

This guido costume includes a flesh colored shirt that features a screen print tank top. The shirt also gives you the appearance of some major arm muscles and wicked tattoos. To rock this costume you need to make sure you bring the right attitude. With the exception of perhaps The Situation, Pauly D is the cockiest guy ever to hit the small screen. These two guys simply love bragging about their bodies, their hair and their women!

You have to be confident if you have a tat that reads Cadillac don’t ya?


This year, get your fair share of attention by dressing in costume Guido ultra-cool! at AMAZON FOR DISCOUNT PRICES

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